“Why, for example, do the great writers use anticipation instead of surprise? Because surprise is merely an...
I just finished up another year at San Diego Comic Con. Sales were fine, and I met plenty of fans, but...
1 - Poop
a - toddler, not unlike grown up poop. In fact, it is grown up poop.
b - breastfed baby poop. Rather pleasant actually, but still. Poop.
c - Cat.
2 - Vomit
a - young breastfed baby. EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME.
b - older formula fed baby. Smellier. Often on bedsheets.
c - your own vomit, in various configurations, everyday for about 3 months. (See 3a).
d - Cat.
3 - Toilet
a - might not realize how stinky they can get until you have your face in it day after day.
4 - Diaper Pail
5 - Pee
a - Toddler pees through diaper, wets bed. That you are sleeping on her with.
b - Toddler removes diaper while you are taking a 2 minute shower. She sits in her stroller and pees.
c - Son pees on your shorts while you are undressing him for a bath.
d - Cat.
6 - Feet
a - Husband
b - Toddler
7 - Breath
a - Morning: self
b - Morning: toddler
c - Morning: husband